Precious Pets Animal Jewelry, submitted by rxqueenchristy.

I'm not quite sure if Precious pets offers jewelry in the shape of pets, jewelry for pets, or both; but any way you slice it, it's fucking terrible. I have come to the understanding that they will custom design jewelry based on your specific animal, so I guess if you're a sexless middle-aged woman that's a good idea? I'll let the site explain.

DOG JEWELRY OR CAT JEWELRY, MADE TO ORDER FROM YOUR DOG OR CAT PICTURE!

A PENDANT FROM OUR LINE CAN BE CREATED INTO A CHARM, PIN, RING, BRACELET, EARRINGS, ETC....OR CAN BE THE START FOR A CUSTOM PIECE MADE JUST FOR YOU! 14k or 18K - ADD NATURAL PRECIOUS GEMSTONES OR DIAMONDS - YOUR DESIGN OR OURS! IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR BREED, LET US KNOW, WE WILL PUT IT ON OUR TO DO LIST! CUSTOM DOG JEWELRY OR CUSTOM CAT JEWELRY GENERALLY TAKES FROM TWO TO FOUR WEEKS TO COMPLETE.WE DESIGN IT, WE CARVE IT, WE CREATE IT WITH UNSURPASSED QUALITY!SEE OUR TESTIMONIALS!

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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