Marry Your Favorite Character Online, submitted by Glukel. This is a site that truly brings people together. That is, nerd people together with completely fictional people. Also instead of together, it's more like one person is pretending to be with the other person and then telling everyone else about what they pretended.

That's right, this is finally the place where you can stage weddings with as many fictional people as you want. In case you're curious, here's the top 10 list of characters people have married:

1. Gerard Way

2. Captain Jack Sparrow

3. Edward Elric

4. Billie Joe Armstrong

5. Johnny Depp

6. Kyo Sohma

7. Hiei Jaganshi

8. Sasuke Uchiha

9. Sesshoumaru

10. Kurama

I'm proud to say I've only heard of three of these people, and two of those are actually the same person. Now if you excuse me, I have an Animaniacs/24 crossover fan-fiction novel to work on.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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