Marry Your Favorite Character Online, submitted by Glukel. This is a site that truly brings people together. That is, nerd people together with completely fictional people. Also instead of together, it's more like one person is pretending to be with the other person and then telling everyone else about what they pretended.
That's right, this is finally the place where you can stage weddings with as many fictional people as you want. In case you're curious, here's the top 10 list of characters people have married:
1. Gerard Way
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Elric
4. Billie Joe Armstrong
5. Johnny Depp
6. Kyo Sohma
7. Hiei Jaganshi
8. Sasuke Uchiha
I'm proud to say I've only heard of three of these people, and two of those are actually the same person. Now if you excuse me, I have an Animaniacs/24 crossover fan-fiction novel to work on.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.