Baby Toupee, submitted by Alex. In the world of useless products, is there none more useless than celebrity wigs for your dumb stupid baby? Eventually they will grow hair on their own, for free, and you can totally give them all the bad haircuts your heart desires. Are you so impatient and so eager to make them look even sillier that you have to plop down $30 on a bunch of fake hair? If so you're probably not qualified to be having dumb stupid babies anyway.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.