Arse Art, submitted by Heifzilla. The war against art continues to intensify as more and more untalented people rush to pollute the waters. This site features art that makes the line between taking a crap and making art ever thinner, if not gone altogether. Painting your ass and sitting on a canvas is about as creative a process, anyway. If you can't muster actual talent, don't fret, there are plenty of lazy avenues to explore and still emerge a creative genius.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.