Unicorns United, submitted by me. This "brand new site as of May 21st, 1998" asks the hard hitting unicorn-related questions that everyone else is afraid to ask, like:
Are you a unicorn?
Do unicorns love dragons?
Are unicorns and lions going to fight together in the Last Days?
Perhaps the most intriguing question they address is "how hideous and creepy can a site about horses with horns get?" Here's a hint.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.