Unicorns United, submitted by me. This "brand new site as of May 21st, 1998" asks the hard hitting unicorn-related questions that everyone else is afraid to ask, like:

Are you a unicorn?

Do unicorns love dragons?

Are unicorns and lions going to fight together in the Last Days?

Perhaps the most intriguing question they address is "how hideous and creepy can a site about horses with horns get?" Here's a hint.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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