Unicorns United, submitted by me. This "brand new site as of May 21st, 1998" asks the hard hitting unicorn-related questions that everyone else is afraid to ask, like:
Are you a unicorn?
Do unicorns love dragons?
Are unicorns and lions going to fight together in the Last Days?
Perhaps the most intriguing question they address is "how hideous and creepy can a site about horses with horns get?" Here's a hint.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.