Stop Masturbation!, submitted by Abraham. If, in moments of weakness, you take to defiling yourself through acts of self-stimulation, then this book just might save your soul. Aimed at wiping out masturbation once and for all, this mighty tome promises to change the world.
Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest..
Will it succeed? Will it stop you from touching yourself completely? I'm willing to bet everything I own that no, it won't. Furthermore, I'm willing to bet that at least 20% of you readers are masturbating right now, making it extremely awkward for me to type the rest of this sentence. Apparently touching yourself destroys your dreams, your marriage, and your life. It is a horrible shame that if I weren't so busy masturbating, I might buy and read this book.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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