Realdoll Charlie Joanne, submitted by Chasie.
Sex toys so real in every way done in erotic stories. Nude pictures, sexy shows and goodies of me and my real doll friends Taffy, Zoe and Koko. 22 characters in all including my three sisters and hot mom Mrs J.
We're sex toys and we all hang out at my best friend Taffy's Double D club right here in Dolltown. Double D is what we call the club, but it's really the Doll Doll Club, you know, like girl-girl, except this is doll-doll. Double D is the place to be to see a sex toy play with another sex toy with sex toys tee hee!
As you might have guessed, this site is not work safe.
Charlie Joanne, a Realdoll, gets naked and has fake sex with other fake women so that real weirdos can pay real money each month to access pictures and videos of some dude's inanimate masturbatory aid. Nothing wrong with the site so far!
Be sure to check out the "About Me" section for some fruity details about each doll, including mockups of their driver's licenses, license plates, and dollar bills with their faces stamped on the front. Looks like they're going after the DMV employee, federal prisoner, and accountant demographics in one sexy swoop.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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