JEFE BABYSLITSPLITTER STUMP-PUMP III, submitted by LABIASLICER THE FAGNIFICENT. BACK FOR MORE?!!!! FOR THIS CUM-GOBBLING FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH I BRING YOU HYPERDEATH! WELCOME to the HOMOCALYPSE!!!!!

LEAD RULER of the BUTTY NUT TURD END OF THE WORLD is none other than JOHN TESH. Or as I like to call him "JEFE BABYSLITSPLITTER STUMP-PUMP III!" TAKE IT AWAY YOU PONY-FUCKING DICTATOR!

I've been looking forward to this particular feature of the new site for awhile. I'll be using this blog to let you know what's going on with me, the radio show and everything else we're doing.

NOW I'M GOING TO PLAY YOU ALL A JOHN TESH SONG CALLED MILLION MILE ROTCUNT!

*gigantic rubber vagina sprays out blood*

DEEP LIKE THE OCEAN

DEEP LIKE THE SEA

DEEP LIKE CAMUS

DEEP LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OWWWWWWWW WOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

MILLION MILE ROTCUNT

STINK FROM BELOW

THOUSAND LIGHTYEAR NECROPUSSYFELCH

FROM BELOW

FUCK IT UNTIL

FUCK IT

UNTIL

IT SWALLOWS STARS

THERE'S ORION

MINGICULES

THE DYKE POLE

THERE'S ROBIN WILLIAMS

FUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

THIS IS JOHN TESH PEACE OUT FAGGOTS!

*he rips a giant bloodfart*

LIVE BY THE CUNT, DIE BY THE CUNT! I ALWAYS SAY!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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