Jonny's Web Portal, submitted by Long Francesco. Jonny's Web Portal is a venerable cornucopia of American patriotism. It's got everything that makes America great. It harkens back to the good old days when everything that was on a web site was right up there on the front page. Enjoy links to jokes, game reviews, and anti-Islamic web sites. Check out Jonny's cartoons for the most thought provoking political satire this side of Fark.Can you imagine that, a web site where I can see content from other web sites? What an age we live in. Be sure to check out the multiple choice test! Here's a sampler of some of the questions.

In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed at the Munich Olympics by
(a) the kid who cuts your grass,
(b) Sitting Bull,
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

The World Trade Center was bombed the first time in 1993 by
(a) Stonewall Jackson,
(b) Michael Jordan,
(c) Winston Churchill,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

Really makes you think. Thanks Jonny's Web Portal!

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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