FU&D: The Ultimate Steven Seagal Site, submitted by Vlex. Do you love Steven Seagal? These guys love him a terrifying amount. Not only do they have the most detailed film biography of any human being, they also apparently have every scrap of information about the man, period. Particularly creepy is the album of Seagal child photographs. This is one whispering wind blowing a hair trigger away from a really scary, and hopefully illegal, sexual fetish.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.