FU&D: The Ultimate Steven Seagal Site, submitted by Vlex. Do you love Steven Seagal? These guys love him a terrifying amount. Not only do they have the most detailed film biography of any human being, they also apparently have every scrap of information about the man, period. Particularly creepy is the album of Seagal child photographs. This is one whispering wind blowing a hair trigger away from a really scary, and hopefully illegal, sexual fetish.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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