FU&D: The Ultimate Steven Seagal Site, submitted by Vlex. Do you love Steven Seagal? These guys love him a terrifying amount. Not only do they have the most detailed film biography of any human being, they also apparently have every scrap of information about the man, period. Particularly creepy is the album of Seagal child photographs. This is one whispering wind blowing a hair trigger away from a really scary, and hopefully illegal, sexual fetish.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.