The Doll Album (Not Work Safe!), submitted by meeeeeeee. 6469 High Resolution files in 446 albums. That, and the fact that they have all of these images publically viewable through a random gallery function. From blow up dolls, to homemade fuck mannequins crafted out of a CPR training dummy from the 90s - this website has something for nobodies. Somehow this website manages to be as hilarious as it is sad and depressing, and not nearly as erotic as it was intended to be.

The Rue de Remarques is not a real street, as far as I know. (It sounds like "Rude remarks.") It was a visual pun in the 1970s British television series The Two Ronnies, starring Ronnie Corbett and the late Ronnie Barker.

Words fail. The pictures don't. I personally recommend "Everhard"'s gallery for the reason why RealDolls aren't expensive enough.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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