The Comic Stylings of Daniel J. Geduld, submitted by FYAD. Voice impersonators are never funny. At all. Ever. Save for a few morning radio shows that still somehow think having a guy that sounds like Popeye prank calling Popeye's Chicken is great stuff, they've been steadily declining in popularity since the early 90s. Just think about how little you've heard Dave Coulier doing that Bullwinkle impression in the past 10 years, and then think about how much you heard it the 10 before that. Pretty good change of pace if you ask me. Recently though, one man has dared to go where no comedian has gone for years and is trying to revive the mostly skeletal remains of voice impersonation humor. That man is Daniel J. Geduld.
His set consists mostly of material adapted from the infamous "!!!!FUNNY SH!T!!! kermit n bigbird get high (funny-rare outtakes).mp3" that was probably on your computer at one point if you ever had Napster installed back in the day. The rest of his set is, well, I honestly don't know because I couldn't stand to watch it for more than a minute or so. Check it out if you just swallowed some poison and you need to induce vomiting, or if you're looking for a good reason to swallow some poison. And yes, the video quality really really sucks, but somehow I think we're better off with it that way.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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