My Pet DMV, submitted by veeyo. It would be easy to discard this website as a really stupid concept that lets people make a driver's license for their pet. In truth, it's a really stupid concept that is perfectly targeted for millions of really stupid people. Those people dress their cats in Halloween costumes and give them Christmas presents. They may need valid ID for their cat to make the fantasy of marriage to their pet complete and this is about as close as they will get.
Charged with grand theft auto, reckless driving and driving without a license, I was looking at 5-10 years in a maximum security cat farm. I threw myself on the mercy of the court. Fortunately, the Judge was a cat lady, and I was lucky to walk away with 5 years probation and a community obligation to make the roads a safer place for all pets around the U.S.A.
Somewhere out there a crazy cat lady is getting ready to empty her entire 401k into pet IDs. They may live in filth, but by God they will live in filth able to legally operate an imaginary motor vehicle! Unfortunately, some day the terrorists are going to smuggle a bomb onto a plane posing as golden retrievers.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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