One way to have cross-generational Halloween fun is to take all the R-rated parts out of horror films, so kids can enjoy them. BYOB tried another tactic: Reaching out to senior citizens by saying "here is a scary figure that you probably recognize but young folks won't, we value your memories!" Captain from Captain & Tennille is a 72-year-old man named Daryl Dragon who helped popularize a song called "Muskrat Love," all potentially scary stuff, but the SA Goons chose to focus on his eyes!
To establish a baseline creepiness meter, here's an unaltered Captain & Tennille album cover:
A LOVELY LAD
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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