One way to have cross-generational Halloween fun is to take all the R-rated parts out of horror films, so kids can enjoy them. BYOB tried another tactic: Reaching out to senior citizens by saying "here is a scary figure that you probably recognize but young folks won't, we value your memories!" Captain from Captain & Tennille is a 72-year-old man named Daryl Dragon who helped popularize a song called "Muskrat Love," all potentially scary stuff, but the SA Goons chose to focus on his eyes!
To establish a baseline creepiness meter, here's an unaltered Captain & Tennille album cover:
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