The fun began in droves when I excreted this horrible card dedicated to werewolf fathers:
"Smarticus" doesn't try very hard, and this explains why:
"bikeguido1167" apparently had a rough ride early on in life:
I'm not sure what "Micromancer" is getting at, but it sure looks action-packed:
"monkey_crap" deserves to fall down the stairs and into a doorknob repeatedly for making this card:
"Man-Rider" has various small animals living in his hair:
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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