Following last weeks' Goldmine, an obsession with SpiderhypenMan, his life and his adventures swept the nation! (By nation, I mean the Something Awful Forums!). Forums user Nessa heightened the frenzy by sharing a Spider-Man coloring book she unearthed while cleaning her mom's garage. The plot was somewhat inscrutable, but the SA Forum Goons read (and colored) between the lines to decipher the true nature of the Oyster Mystery!
Big Ol Billy
Big Ol Billy
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.