Following last weeks' Goldmine, an obsession with SpiderhypenMan, his life and his adventures swept the nation! (By nation, I mean the Something Awful Forums!). Forums user Nessa heightened the frenzy by sharing a Spider-Man coloring book she unearthed while cleaning her mom's garage. The plot was somewhat inscrutable, but the SA Forum Goons read (and colored) between the lines to decipher the true nature of the Oyster Mystery!

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