Slick Mode, submitted by Toaster. My, my, what have we here? Could it be a motley collection of wannabe, complete-lack-of-skill rappers who think they drop phat rhymes like Levelord drops acid? The answer is YES!WARNING: Subjects are actually lamer than they appear.

heIIt all started back in da dayz ,in da mean streetz of prospect.............. where da dopest mc's where droppin mad lyrical sounds.........deez nigguhz where hungry for air play..........day would go around jacking grown men at the age of 13.................people around the area knew this nigguhz as da n.D.k ...........Nappy Dugout Krew.........well anywayz.........things werent going to good for n.D.k................things need to change............thats wen the nigguh called kaiks.........a.k.a...ummmmmm?????......kaiks...........came up with this knew concept..........he started to call everything in his hood slick........everyone agreed ........kaiks said this that change the history..........."yo nigguhz,im tired of this bull shit,let transform into slickmode".....................den everything changed.....................and das how slickmode was created...........rwhe to add your text.

Way to forget to delete that template filler text! Anyways, if the horrible sounds emitted by this page doesn't cause you to close it immediately, stick around to browse their nifty member listing, c00li0 pictures ("popular wit da ladies", they claim), broken links, and best of all… terrible, awful MP3's!

Thankfully, these guys aren't exactly talented audio engineers. The production quality is worse than a two-year-old screaming into a Teddy Ruxpin doll. Still, a couple of lyrical gems do shine through the cloud of incompetence, including the pure uncontested brilliance of having the audacity to rhyme "Tuesday," with "Wednesday," "Thursday," "Friday," and then "Sunday and Monday." Very nice! Here's some more rhymes for you elementary school drop-outs to bust out next time: "cat in the hat getting hit with a baseball bat you're mom's too fat to fit inside the online chat so step back she's trying to push a cart in the K-mart but oops, now she farts and it starts the fall of lawn darts next to the pop tarts and the priceless art." Hope those rhymes aren't too complicated for you guys. I mean, from the looks of your Slick Mode history page, you find most of your rhymes in the trash, scribbled on the back of empty Rice Crispy Treat wrappers.

So you guys started "jacking grown men at the age of 13," eh? Congratulations, boys, your future in the field of quad-gender prostitution seems pretty damn secure!

P.S. Don't forget to sign their guestbook! Go Slick Mode!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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