My Dungeon, submitted by Jackqckqckquie. Rabid, confused, extremely insane Slipknot fan goes on and on about... I have no idea. Highlights of the site include:

His tribute to White Castle, which includes photos of him hugging giant White Castle hamburgers and sodas,
Photos of the Dungeon Master looking "dark" and doing cool things like smoking and laying down,
His theories explaining how all crime can be contributed to the Police knocking down a gazebo in his park,
The tribute to bats (includes a special picture of the Dungeon Master pretending he's a bat),
His nonstop, rambling, psychotic obsession with some punk girl named "Laura", and
The chance to win his "Internet Anarchy Award", which is apparently a broken image link.

There's so much more, but I'll let you discover it for yourself.

PS: I couldn't say "bye bye folks" without notifying you that there is a guestbook to sign.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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