BaBy DoLL'z AzIaN PrYdE PaGe, submitted by NoneMoreNegative. I'd like to apologize in advance to all the Asian people reading Something Awful, but I must admit that due to websites like this, I fucking hate you all. Yes, that's correct, every single one of you.
Sup....sup...sup??!!!!! U've reached our Azian Luv page....represented by Sweet Asian Guy(SAG) ~N~ Baby Doll....remember to sign da g-book b4 ya bounce tellin' us DA goodz ~N~ badz, aright????? NE wayz...check out all DA goodiez we got up in here -k-???? Don't be trippin....if ya find pagez wit jack but it'z still under construction....but when we're done wit it.... ya know it'z gonna be all good...NE wayz...peace out til then....
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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