BaBy DoLL'z AzIaN PrYdE PaGe, submitted by NoneMoreNegative. I'd like to apologize in advance to all the Asian people reading Something Awful, but I must admit that due to websites like this, I fucking hate you all. Yes, that's correct, every single one of you.
Sup....sup...sup??!!!!! U've reached our Azian Luv page....represented by Sweet Asian Guy(SAG) ~N~ Baby Doll....remember to sign da g-book b4 ya bounce tellin' us DA goodz ~N~ badz, aright????? NE wayz...check out all DA goodiez we got up in here -k-???? Don't be trippin....if ya find pagez wit jack but it'z still under construction....but when we're done wit it.... ya know it'z gonna be all good...NE wayz...peace out til then....
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.