BaBy DoLL'z AzIaN PrYdE PaGe, submitted by NoneMoreNegative. I'd like to apologize in advance to all the Asian people reading Something Awful, but I must admit that due to websites like this, I fucking hate you all. Yes, that's correct, every single one of you.

Sup....sup...sup??!!!!! U've reached our Azian Luv page....represented by Sweet Asian Guy(SAG) ~N~ Baby Doll....remember to sign da g-book b4 ya bounce tellin' us DA goodz ~N~ badz, aright????? NE wayz...check out all DA goodiez we got up in here -k-???? Don't be trippin....if ya find pagez wit jack but it'z still under construction....but when we're done wit it.... ya know it'z gonna be all good...NE wayz...peace out til then....

Wow... the coveted "Asian Award." I can only hope and dream that some day Something Awful evolves to the point where we're singled out and presented such a prestigious 38-color gif. Unfortunately, until then, I'll have to settle for spelling words correctly and refusing to use Javascript which causes key parts of your monitor to commit suicide. I don't like to make any sweeping generalizations, but with pages like this, it's hard for me to figure out how the Asian population got a reputation for being more intelligent than a box of pencil shavings.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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