Gothic Auctions, submitted by . This site proves that the goths are right, there is no god.

Furby here has been fed well, doesn't swear and isn't frustrated. He is adorable, and loves to be hugged and petted. Happy bidding, cash only.

This site is overflowing with goth crap that looks like it came from a JAYCEEs haunted house, including such wonderful items as VINTAGE ENAMEL SAFETY-PIN BOBBY PINS, the ever noxious Patchouli oil 1 dram, and who could forget the 3 Snap Dome Studded Cock Strap?! It makes me so happy to be alive. Please excuse me while I cut my hands off so I can't use the internet anymore.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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