nickispage, submitted by DooKie. This so-called "nickispage" provides a definite reason to keep your high school age kids away from the internet and off drugs. Nicki has created a surreal collage of animated GIFs of Jason Biggs dancing from "American Pie" and poorly captioned pictures of her friends jammed impossibly among columns of hard-to-read text. On second thought, maybe this site is more of an argument for mandatory government sterilization programs. I know I would give up my right to breed in exchange for the happy knowledge that Nicki won't be vomiting out any half-cocked mewlers into a Hot Topic dressing room.
Oh look, she has peeps, and shouts to be given out:
Ashlie: Like HOLY COW, sooomuch! It's JAMMAUL and aunt jimimah, MR T! back up sucka...KUDJO! That is one fat cat, and spunky, lol. Hey i figured out another name; Penelope!!! HAAAAAAHAHAH, i don't throw or talk to my spaghetti, that's all you deary!
Which one of the people pictured above does not belong? Sorry, it's a trick question see, they are all wearing shirts for the same band. You too shall join the Sliplimpkorntones collective.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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