METAL GEAR SOLID PICS, submitted by Stefan. Sweet! Javascript popup boxes! Enough animated gifs to murder the Internet! Neon green text! Pictures of Primeape! Scrolling navbar gibberish! Failed Javascript coding attempts! Broken links! Broken images! Broken cursors! Broken will to live! And, to top it all off... NOT A SINGLE METAL GEAR SOLID PICTURE.

I RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HAVE 52 VOTES SO FAR I'M IN THE TOP 25 OF POKEMON LISTS MY VOTES ARE GOING ALONG SMOOTHLY VOTE! BRIAN
*IT'S DECEMBER 10TH MY SITE HAS 55 VOTES KEEP VOTING FANS I HAVE ADDED MY POKEGOD LIST AND I'VE ADDED MORE LINKS SO HAVE FUN ON MY SITE
*IT'S DECEMBER 11TH AND SO FAR MY SITE HAS 61 VOTES I'M GOING TO START THE EVOLUTION STAGE AND THE GAMESHARK CODES2 SOON I HOPE I FINISH THEM SOON KEEP VOTING. BRIAN(ME)!
I WON THE GOLD AWARD YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE 91 VOTES KEEP VOTING PEOPLE
I HAVE CREATED 100 PAGES ON PRIMEAPE CODES AND THAT IS THE MAXIMUM, THIS IS PROBABLY THE LLAST UPDATE

I like how the site encourages horizontal scrolling, a characteristic that makes sites these days seem to lack, probably for a good reason. This site absolutely boggles my mind, like that once scene from "House" where the guy fought the embalmed fish on the wall.

PS: There's a guestbook here, but... oh Jesus. I don't know, this page is just beyond incomprehensible. We need to develop a new Internet and ship this site off to it. Then we need to shut it down, cram it into one of those giant safes from the 1920's, and throw it into the ocean. Same goes for the site's author, who I'm guessing has already been arrested by now for stealing watches and trying to pawn them to support his uncontrollable meth habit. Unbelievable.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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