Flying Rods, submitted by Lowtax. Paranormal conspiracy theorists wig out in a not particularly insane, but particularly amusing way, over flying rods amongst other things. Of interest are their Flash games which feature such amazing concepts as "Taking Pictures of Bacon", "Taking Pictures of Ice Skating Shit Piles", and "Running a UFO Out of Gasoline".
They've got tons of articles about Bigfoot, an impressive but worthless database of sightings across the country, and the games I mentioned earlier. If you're from flyingrods.com please sue us for something. If this isn't insulting enough I could probably do something else to make you even more angry and litigious. All these ALoD lawsuits are some of the funniest and best material we've ever been supplied with.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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