Flying Rods, submitted by Lowtax. Paranormal conspiracy theorists wig out in a not particularly insane, but particularly amusing way, over flying rods amongst other things. Of interest are their Flash games which feature such amazing concepts as "Taking Pictures of Bacon", "Taking Pictures of Ice Skating Shit Piles", and "Running a UFO Out of Gasoline".
They've got tons of articles about Bigfoot, an impressive but worthless database of sightings across the country, and the games I mentioned earlier. If you're from flyingrods.com please sue us for something. If this isn't insulting enough I could probably do something else to make you even more angry and litigious. All these ALoD lawsuits are some of the funniest and best material we've ever been supplied with.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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