Flying Rods, submitted by Lowtax. Paranormal conspiracy theorists wig out in a not particularly insane, but particularly amusing way, over flying rods amongst other things. Of interest are their Flash games which feature such amazing concepts as "Taking Pictures of Bacon", "Taking Pictures of Ice Skating Shit Piles", and "Running a UFO Out of Gasoline".
They've got tons of articles about Bigfoot, an impressive but worthless database of sightings across the country, and the games I mentioned earlier. If you're from flyingrods.com please sue us for something. If this isn't insulting enough I could probably do something else to make you even more angry and litigious. All these ALoD lawsuits are some of the funniest and best material we've ever been supplied with.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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