Flying Rods, submitted by Lowtax. Paranormal conspiracy theorists wig out in a not particularly insane, but particularly amusing way, over flying rods amongst other things. Of interest are their Flash games which feature such amazing concepts as "Taking Pictures of Bacon", "Taking Pictures of Ice Skating Shit Piles", and "Running a UFO Out of Gasoline".
They've got tons of articles about Bigfoot, an impressive but worthless database of sightings across the country, and the games I mentioned earlier. If you're from flyingrods.com please sue us for something. If this isn't insulting enough I could probably do something else to make you even more angry and litigious. All these ALoD lawsuits are some of the funniest and best material we've ever been supplied with.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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