Flying Rods, submitted by Lowtax. Paranormal conspiracy theorists wig out in a not particularly insane, but particularly amusing way, over flying rods amongst other things. Of interest are their Flash games which feature such amazing concepts as "Taking Pictures of Bacon", "Taking Pictures of Ice Skating Shit Piles", and "Running a UFO Out of Gasoline".
They've got tons of articles about Bigfoot, an impressive but worthless database of sightings across the country, and the games I mentioned earlier. If you're from flyingrods.com please sue us for something. If this isn't insulting enough I could probably do something else to make you even more angry and litigious. All these ALoD lawsuits are some of the funniest and best material we've ever been supplied with.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.