Diane's Cat Corner (thanks mechadadzilla) - I'm afraid that I have brought you here under false pretenses. Diane is dead. There is no mechadadzilla. The only Awful Link is the one with the sunken eyes you see in the mirror every morning.
Instead, here is a picture of Chewbacca I clevery resized down using HTML:
Nay, this is a test of the emergency Awful Link system. In the event of a real Awful Link, this test would be followed by a really terrible website. In the mean time, email me at the link provided. I have a bet going with a friend of mine that fewer than six people will even read this page.
Update! Many more than six email have been received, but you can keep emailing me if you want. Why not use this opportunity to suggest an Awful Link of the Day?
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.