These things were tiny! Remember? Remember how many of our sisters died by inhaling Polly Pockets?
The foxy teen with a loud fashion sense who simply couldn't lose! This was definitely a 90s thing. We veritably remember it.
Parker's best bud! Usually wore a hat. Maybe kind of tough? Oh, who the fuck cares.
Good luck finding one of these in the age of the iPhone!
Their hit song "Unbelievable" took the airwaves by storm in the 90s, but these dragons have slurped their last bowl!
Space shuttle! Into motherfucking SPACE! Bill Clinton.
Jooky make you really kooky, jooky make you MANLY MAN! Haha! This was a thing on TV.
I don't think we ever saw this, but here's the important part: we remember it. From the 90s.
I heard about this ONCE in high school, and then never again! Where did you go, sweet francium?
Anthony Hopkins turns in a creepy performance in this slow-paced Merchant-Ivory thriller from 1995 (one of the 90s).
Their hair was OFF THE CHAIN, dude!
I think this guy had a bunch of stuff in his coat, but the details are lost to history. Perhaps future 90s archaeologists will be able to verify this.
Haha! KORN! I don't know which one of these guys in Munky, but one of them definitely is.
Lemmer? Lemur? Something like that.
Sorry to bring this one up, but we can't talk about the 90s without talking about your parents splitting up, dude.
He was the Bart Simpson to Paul Reiser's Jerry Seinfeld. I think his couch looked like car.
These things were fresh as heck.
William Shatner had something to do with this whole thing, I think. I'm not sure. The 90s were so long ago, and I'm so, so tired... so very tired.
I think so?
Yeah, that name kept coming up in the 90s. He was a real thing.
Not Pound Puppies. But that's close... something like that, but not quite. I'm still going to count this as us remembering this, though.
Good thing we won't be seeing THIS again, am I right? C'mon guys, let's get out of here.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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