MommyBlog - Apparently being a mommy is the hot, new thing to do, with evidence of this trend being shown in the explosion of "mommy blogs" on the Internet. Mommy blogs are kind of like The Family Circus, except turned into words and then sprayed like projectile diarrhea all over your computer monitor. These unemployed women who hang out with babies and children all day think that we WANT to hear about their adventures in babysitting. I don't know about you guys, but my mom was too busy raising me to document every time I shit my pants at the bus stop.
EAT FROM THE TREE OF WASTED LIFEI'm only picking on MommyBlog because it happens to have the domain name; all mommy blogs are alike. And really, nothing is less interesting than having to hear about someone and their precious diamond star sugar cutie pie in the ZANY world of mommyhood (!!!). Plus, these things are never about the children - it's one last LOOK AT ME, WORLD before mommy's postpartum depression makes her feed the family Drain-O smoothies.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.