MommyBlog - Apparently being a mommy is the hot, new thing to do, with evidence of this trend being shown in the explosion of "mommy blogs" on the Internet. Mommy blogs are kind of like The Family Circus, except turned into words and then sprayed like projectile diarrhea all over your computer monitor. These unemployed women who hang out with babies and children all day think that we WANT to hear about their adventures in babysitting. I don't know about you guys, but my mom was too busy raising me to document every time I shit my pants at the bus stop.
EAT FROM THE TREE OF WASTED LIFEI'm only picking on MommyBlog because it happens to have the domain name; all mommy blogs are alike. And really, nothing is less interesting than having to hear about someone and their precious diamond star sugar cutie pie in the ZANY world of mommyhood (!!!). Plus, these things are never about the children - it's one last LOOK AT ME, WORLD before mommy's postpartum depression makes her feed the family Drain-O smoothies.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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