Magic Unicorns! (thanks Crozo) - In this world of discontent, violence, and multimedia filth, there is only one enduring symbol of purity. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the Magic Unicorn. God save us all.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.