Martin Luther King Jr./Harbor Medical Center - (Thanks me) Oh boy do I love me some bullshit.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. (July 6, 2006) - Officials with the Martin Luther King Jr./Charles R. Drew Medical Center yesterday filed a report with Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) documenting efforts to improve all aspects of patient care in the last year.

"We have spent a great deal of time and effort in the last year to strengthen all the processes we have at the hospital," Epps said. "We are providing excellent medical care to all our patients and I can guarantee that we are doing all we can to maintain and improve that care every day."

Whatever you say, guys. It's pretty much been like this for 20 years. What's it going to take to get this place shut down? I think at this point it would serve the public interest even more for King/Harbor, formally King/Drew, to not exist.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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