The World Health Organization ranks hunger as the greatest threat to the world's public health. Just a bit further down the list are people who have food in front of them, but can't bring themselves to eat it for whatever reason. Selective Eating Disorder is a real thing, and it's nice that Fussy Eaters exists as a support system to let sufferers vent about the worst foods and congratulate each other on breakthroughs ("I Ate Carrots!"). But given that SED is seldom fatal, it's probably fair game to laugh at entries like "Apple! I did it!" and "Who Likes cereal with milk? I don't :("
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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