The World Health Organization ranks hunger as the greatest threat to the world's public health. Just a bit further down the list are people who have food in front of them, but can't bring themselves to eat it for whatever reason. Selective Eating Disorder is a real thing, and it's nice that Fussy Eaters exists as a support system to let sufferers vent about the worst foods and congratulate each other on breakthroughs ("I Ate Carrots!"). But given that SED is seldom fatal, it's probably fair game to laugh at entries like "Apple! I did it!" and "Who Likes cereal with milk? I don't :("
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.