Do you love anime? Do you wish you had high-tech sunglasses that played your favorite films and shows on a repeated loop inside the lenses, so no matter what you were doing -- sunbathing, sitting in geography class, driving a truck loaded with hazardous materials -- you'd secretly be savoring anime? Anime Eye Shades can't help you if you replied "yes" to the second question, but they will sure as fuck let everyone know that you answered "yes" to the first!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.