Do you love anime? Do you wish you had high-tech sunglasses that played your favorite films and shows on a repeated loop inside the lenses, so no matter what you were doing -- sunbathing, sitting in geography class, driving a truck loaded with hazardous materials -- you'd secretly be savoring anime? Anime Eye Shades can't help you if you replied "yes" to the second question, but they will sure as fuck let everyone know that you answered "yes" to the first!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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