The name Purrrniture alone qualifies this site for Awful Link status, but this "custom cat furniture" outfit throws in a few more feline puns ("Catisfaction guarantee!") for extra groans. Terrible wordplay and hideous design aside, the actual products seem decent, until you reach the "decor" section, where all the horrors below can be found.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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