The name Purrrniture alone qualifies this site for Awful Link status, but this "custom cat furniture" outfit throws in a few more feline puns ("Catisfaction guarantee!") for extra groans. Terrible wordplay and hideous design aside, the actual products seem decent, until you reach the "decor" section, where all the horrors below can be found.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.