My new computer is 1 centimeter tall. I hate it and I have had nothing but problems from my bad tiny computer. It's too small to plug a mouse into. I'm so mad about this that I nearly wasn't able to collate this article based around a BYOB thread where people discussed their own problems with their tiny computers! Hey, I just realized... that's very similar to my own problem! How about that

misty mountaintop

My computer is really tiny and hard to use!

Macnult

*fly buzzing around monitor before knocking over desktop tower*

BIRDCON 2017

i can't press ctrl-alt-del without also pressing m-space-,-.-/-shift-left arrow-ins-backspace-home

Macnult

My friends invited me to a LAN party but I lost the tweezers to unplug everything

misty mountaintop

I dropped my computer onto an atom and created an isotope. The computer was harmed in the process.

They Might Be

I defragged my tiny computer and it rearranged the atoms into a beautiful crystal.

Macnult

Tiny computer's virus protection is a combination of Avast! antivirus and a quarantine box made from a Harry Potter Lego set

bacalou

my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated

social vegan

could I interest you in some
Netflix and squint

Macnult

Liquid cooling is possible but bendy straws have to be replaced every other day

Admiral_eX_laX

my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.

Barking Gecko

I have to use micropayments for all my online transactions.

RandomFerret

Yeah I got one last week but I didn't know how to plug it in so I just kind of tossed it into the wall outlet and I'm afraid to try and fish it out to see if it turned on or not

Macnult

Trying to find a fan that keeps my pc cool without taking flight

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