Hernias can be caused by something as minor as a cough or sneeze, so don't visit Hernia.org if you're allergic to hideous design. Presented by the British Hernia Centre, Hernia.org delivers exactly what people want from an online medical resource: Wildly fluctuating type sizes, hideous flashes of clashing colors, and animated baby GIFS galore!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.