It is virtually impossible to go anywhere in this world without being bombarded with advertisements. There are some notable exceptions, such as the bottom of the ocean, inside caves, and in the arctic. Most of these ads are for things we don't need or want, but are nonetheless dangled in front of us like silver carrots. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons take advertising to its natural conclusion by creating ads for things that simply don't need them.
BrandNewHero got this started by trying to sell the oldest thing there is.
Hermetic is tired of making plane images.
Damn, ExplosiveBuck, how'd you get to be so opulent?
the_ruiner is cashing in on the basics.
MustelaFuro is no stranger to heavy topics.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!