It is virtually impossible to go anywhere in this world without being bombarded with advertisements. There are some notable exceptions, such as the bottom of the ocean, inside caves, and in the arctic. Most of these ads are for things we don't need or want, but are nonetheless dangled in front of us like silver carrots. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons take advertising to its natural conclusion by creating ads for things that simply don't need them.

BrandNewHero got this started by trying to sell the oldest thing there is.

Hermetic is tired of making plane images.

Damn, ExplosiveBuck, how'd you get to be so opulent?

the_ruiner is cashing in on the basics.

MustelaFuro is no stranger to heavy topics.

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