Submitted by Will H.
Cavorting with the English like a common Philistine and posting yon video on YouTube! Thou art SO shunned, young man! And don't even thinking of taking the horse and buggy until at least a fortnight hath passed!
...yeah, I got nothing. I have no fucking idea what the fuck this shit is and despite the video asking me to, I'd rather inject myself with AIDS than watch the other videos just to get some sort of perspective on this pile of horse shit.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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