Submitted by Will H.
Cavorting with the English like a common Philistine and posting yon video on YouTube! Thou art SO shunned, young man! And don't even thinking of taking the horse and buggy until at least a fortnight hath passed!
...yeah, I got nothing. I have no fucking idea what the fuck this shit is and despite the video asking me to, I'd rather inject myself with AIDS than watch the other videos just to get some sort of perspective on this pile of horse shit.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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