Submitted by ZS
There was a time when doing a Jay-Z/*insert literally anyone here* mashup was a recipe for instant gold. That time was 2004. Please stop. This is an intervention. We don't want to see you hurt yourself like this, Mashup Community. The Black and Blue Weezer/Jay-Z album was kinda cute and that official Linkin Park Mashup thing was... okay, well, bad but this god awful heap of shit isn't even beat matched.
Please, Mashup Community. You are making your mother cry. You aren't just hurting yourself, you're hurting US.
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