Submitted by Josh H.
Chicken is fucking delicious and hip hop rules.
Yee-haw, pardners! It's Racism Round-Up!
"Have you guys seen the rest of his tracks? 1. Lovin me some wallamelon! 2. Don't need no job! 3. Stick 'em up. 4. Fast cars and high interest rates! and finally....the grammy nominated.... 5. Dat ain't my baby!"
"bwahahahaha niggers sho love dey chiknu,if this fucking chicken loving chimp got within 20 yards of my car i would kick his little nigger head all over the street"
"im black lol. i was just kidding. i LOVE me some chicken too ahaha.. i think its a natural genetic trait for us niggers to like chicken. AND WATERMELON!"
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