Submitted by yours truly
Noted Redditor and subhuman filth Violentacrez was recently outed by Gawker as the pedophile piece of shit he is and lost his job over it. For those not in the know, Violentacrez modded r/Jailbait as well as other such charming subreddits as:
He also claims to have had sexual relations with his own stepdaughter. Also, he's a fat, ugly, middle-aged fuck up who's defense for all of the aforementioned is, essentially, that he was trying to look cool to the other Redditors.
Therefor, on behalf of internet users everywhere, I'd like to send Violentacrez off by saying "Get cancer and die, you stupid, disgusting cocksucker."
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