Submitted by John F. and yours truly
Winner: Whatever the opposite of mankind is. Presumably some kind of organism without eyes to see, ears to hear or consciousness to experience this utter fucking dreck.
Welp, that about wraps things up on another heeeee-larious installment of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted these godawful videos. Each and every one of you is now on my shit list and a few of you repeat offenders are now on my DOUBLE shit list. If you, too, would like to be put on arbitrary lists that will ensure you are first up against the wall when the revolution comes, you can submit a stupid video here or post it on our wall or something. Who knows? I just may see it and use it and hate myself even more than I do now!
See you jerks next time!
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!