EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Submitted by John F. and yours truly

VERSUS

Loser: Mankind.

Winner: Whatever the opposite of mankind is. Presumably some kind of organism without eyes to see, ears to hear or consciousness to experience this utter fucking dreck.

Welp, that about wraps things up on another heeeee-larious installment of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted these godawful videos. Each and every one of you is now on my shit list and a few of you repeat offenders are now on my DOUBLE shit list. If you, too, would like to be put on arbitrary lists that will ensure you are first up against the wall when the revolution comes, you can submit a stupid video here or post it on our wall or something. Who knows? I just may see it and use it and hate myself even more than I do now!

See you jerks next time!

– Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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