Submitted by George M.
You know that comedy probably isn't your "thing" when the wad of pubic hair you've glued to your throat to make it look like you have a chin is more likeable than you are.
Smug Asshole Unfunny "Comedian" Corner
"Wow, feeling the love guys. Still can't argue with the view count ;)."
Editors Note: This video has a whopping 1700 views as of the writing of this article.
"Wow, SMH and Dislikes. Ah Well, bad publicity is still publicity my friends. Thank you for your kind words Mac. If I win, and get on Conan, I will aspire to make you all laugh, or hate me trying :). Peace out, and good luck to all the other contestants."
"I need an audience to relax. In the clubs I'm more fluid. If picked I have a lot better material."
-TheLonewolf7001 (the "comedian")
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!