Submitted by George M.
You know that comedy probably isn't your "thing" when the wad of pubic hair you've glued to your throat to make it look like you have a chin is more likeable than you are.
Smug Asshole Unfunny "Comedian" Corner
"Wow, feeling the love guys. Still can't argue with the view count ;)."
Editors Note: This video has a whopping 1700 views as of the writing of this article.
"Wow, SMH and Dislikes. Ah Well, bad publicity is still publicity my friends. Thank you for your kind words Mac. If I win, and get on Conan, I will aspire to make you all laugh, or hate me trying :). Peace out, and good luck to all the other contestants."
"I need an audience to relax. In the clubs I'm more fluid. If picked I have a lot better material."
-TheLonewolf7001 (the "comedian")
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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