Submitted by George M.
You know that comedy probably isn't your "thing" when the wad of pubic hair you've glued to your throat to make it look like you have a chin is more likeable than you are.
Smug Asshole Unfunny "Comedian" Corner
"Wow, feeling the love guys. Still can't argue with the view count ;)."
Editors Note: This video has a whopping 1700 views as of the writing of this article.
"Wow, SMH and Dislikes. Ah Well, bad publicity is still publicity my friends. Thank you for your kind words Mac. If I win, and get on Conan, I will aspire to make you all laugh, or hate me trying :). Peace out, and good luck to all the other contestants."
"I need an audience to relax. In the clubs I'm more fluid. If picked I have a lot better material."
-TheLonewolf7001 (the "comedian")
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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