Submitted by Patrick C.
Satanic marks after surgery?! Pfffft. That's nothing. The Bilderbergers did my root canal and I'm pretty sure my allergist is a member of the Knights Templar. ...fucking amateurs shitting up Youtube with this pissant shit, I swear to god... This dude probably doesn't even have a single filling that picks up communist radio broadcasts.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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