Paranoid Schizophrenia

Submitted by Patrick C.

Satanic marks after surgery?! Pfffft. That's nothing. The Bilderbergers did my root canal and I'm pretty sure my allergist is a member of the Knights Templar. ...fucking amateurs shitting up Youtube with this pissant shit, I swear to god... This dude probably doesn't even have a single filling that picks up communist radio broadcasts.

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