For those of you who actually listen to good music, and thus might not be aware, 90's alt rock band The Smashing Pumpkins recently reunited and released a new album entitled "Zeitgeist". Reviews were mixed; some people loved it and felt it was a return to their earlier sound. Others. however, felt that singer Billy Corgan was past his prime and that the band, which at this point is Billy Corgan, drummer Jimmy Chamberlain and two people no one cares about, was a shell of it's former self.
Some, however, were driven to absolute rage.
"Fuck yer shee-it, Billeh Corrrgan, Fuck yooo-er bawld-headed shee-it!!!", he screams over and over while somehow managing to not break a 3mm thick piece of plastic no matter how hard he tries.
In the end, this video is just terrible. Someone should have Disarmed 1fatslug before he hurt himself. He must really feel like a real Zero after failing to break a CD, no matter how hard he Try Try Try-ed. Thankfully, Youtube is smart enough to realize these videos aren't Perfect and have given them terrible ratings. Today truly is the greatest day.
"Yeah, this dumb little fat shit doesn't know good music! I guess I'm a retard, butter ball, because I thought it was good and I'm a fan from way before you were even fucking born so don't talk to me like you have opinion on the matter!"
"You're so hardxcore with your... butter knife?
Christ, you're an embarrassment to society. Get the fuck off of my internets. "
"dude youre not cool just cause you smashed a cd that you hate. there are poor people, disadvantaged people in the world that would love to get that cd but cant afford to buy it (or even a cd player) snd you go and smash your copy of it. burn in hell shit face. "
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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