Submitted by Dean C.
Your Honor, the prosecution moves for the death penalty and rests.
That just about wraps it up for another edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted some more stupid bullshit for me to watch! Your Official AwfulVision Bags of Dicks (for you to eat) is in the mail. If you'd like to join in on the dick-eating fun, feel free to email a terrible video to me (or post it on our wall) and delight in the fact that you've made my life just a little bit more unbearable. See you jerks next time!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!