Submitted by Adam K.
Durp de floop de dorp. Wow, those darn Democrats sure used to be racist like 150 years ago when they appealed to white, southern racists and yelled about State's Rights at the top of their lungs. Hell-oOOOoooo! Heard of a little thing called the Civil War?? Better vote for the Republicans (who cares if they currently appeal to white, southern racists and yell about State's Rights at the top of their lungs; they freed the slaves, you know!) Durrrrrrr. *is literally dumber than a pile of fucking turds*
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