Submitted by P. Elias
But not in that way, so get your filthy minds out of the gutter. Yesssss. Get your filthy widdle minds out of that gutter! OOooh, get those fiwthy widdle minds out of that stinky ol' guttew.
You can't tell in this video, but to the surprise of absolutely no one, it looks like she's kinda fat, too!
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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