Submitted by Stephan M.
If you can make it through this video without instinctively punching your monitor, you are a better man than I.
Lets see the exact sort of trash a video like this attracts, shall we?
SUCH A FUKKEN FREAK FOR IT
"VERY niceÿ body"
"something about this video makes me keep watching it over andÿ over again. so addicting..."
"wow, i love this..she´s soÿ hot!"
"I fucking love you Mary! Cut my wrist and stick a needle in my vain!!!
love youÿ so much and always!
Shes burning up."
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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