Submitted by Stephan M.
If you can make it through this video without instinctively punching your monitor, you are a better man than I.
Lets see the exact sort of trash a video like this attracts, shall we?
SUCH A FUKKEN FREAK FOR IT
"VERY niceÿ body"
"something about this video makes me keep watching it over andÿ over again. so addicting..."
"wow, i love this..she´s soÿ hot!"
"I fucking love you Mary! Cut my wrist and stick a needle in my vain!!!
love youÿ so much and always!
Shes burning up."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!