Submitted by Stephan M.
If you can make it through this video without instinctively punching your monitor, you are a better man than I.
Lets see the exact sort of trash a video like this attracts, shall we?
SUCH A FUKKEN FREAK FOR IT
"VERY niceÿ body"
"something about this video makes me keep watching it over andÿ over again. so addicting..."
"wow, i love this..she´s soÿ hot!"
"I fucking love you Mary! Cut my wrist and stick a needle in my vain!!!
love youÿ so much and always!
Shes burning up."
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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