Submitted by Stephan M.
If you can make it through this video without instinctively punching your monitor, you are a better man than I.
Lets see the exact sort of trash a video like this attracts, shall we?
SUCH A FUKKEN FREAK FOR IT
"VERY niceÿ body"
"something about this video makes me keep watching it over andÿ over again. so addicting..."
"wow, i love this..she´s soÿ hot!"
"I fucking love you Mary! Cut my wrist and stick a needle in my vain!!!
love youÿ so much and always!
Shes burning up."
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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