Fake dope fiend + fake lesbian + fake musician = MARY MAGDALAN

Submitted by Stephan M.

If you can make it through this video without instinctively punching your monitor, you are a better man than I.

Lets see the exact sort of trash a video like this attracts, shall we?

SUCH A FUKKEN FREAK FOR IT

"VERY niceÿ body"

-MissBlackMagik

"something about this video makes me keep watching it over andÿ over again. so addicting..."

-XxKaReBeArXx09

"wow, i love this..she´s soÿ hot!"

-Tyrsiett

"I fucking love you Mary! Cut my wrist and stick a needle in my vain!!!

love youÿ so much and always!
Ember girl...
Shes burning up."

-HugsAndChainsAws

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