*the lyrics to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers*

Submitted by James R.

This video takes on new dimensions of hilarity if you take her monologue and "accident" as some kind of nihilistic soliloquy on the futility and meaninglessness of life, love and career rather than as some kind of fourth wall-breaking safety warning.

Welp, that about does it for another action packed edition of AwfulVision! Thanks as usual to everyone who submitted videos! When I was in Kindergarten and the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up I said "an awful, bitter shell of a man who reviews awful Youtube videos". My response confused her both because I didn't want to be a cowboy or an astronaut like my peers and also because this was 1989 and Youtube hadn't been invented yet! Anyway, thanks for making my life long dream a reality!

If you'd like to join in on the """fun""" and submit a video, you can do that here I guess!

See you jerks next time!

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