Submitted by James R.
This video takes on new dimensions of hilarity if you take her monologue and "accident" as some kind of nihilistic soliloquy on the futility and meaninglessness of life, love and career rather than as some kind of fourth wall-breaking safety warning.
Welp, that about does it for another action packed edition of AwfulVision! Thanks as usual to everyone who submitted videos! When I was in Kindergarten and the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up I said "an awful, bitter shell of a man who reviews awful Youtube videos". My response confused her both because I didn't want to be a cowboy or an astronaut like my peers and also because this was 1989 and Youtube hadn't been invented yet! Anyway, thanks for making my life long dream a reality!
If you'd like to join in on the """fun""" and submit a video, you can do that here I guess!
See you jerks next time!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!