Submitted by Chaddy McChad
How the fuck many fetishes are going on in this thing? I count
1) Adult baby
2) Glue/stickiness/messiness fetishization
4) Verbal Abuse/possible Cuckholding(?)
5) Voice fetish (alteration subtype)
6) Some kind of weird fascination with the fact that glue comes from boilded horses.
Holy shit, dude. Just put your dick in a vagina or butt or whatever you're into and go hog wild. It shouldn't be this hard. If you need this much shit to get off, I think it's time to just chop your weiner off and spend the rest of your life as a life-size Ken doll.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
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