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And here they are:
Critics Corner"its so fat and juicy andÿ i wish i could doggystyle it all day and night. Love your fat black ass sexy. "
"yo my dick is hella hard niggas andÿ i would murder her shit "
"got my 11in dick throbbin.. damnÿ dats juicy "
"i betÿ when she take dem shorts off shit stains go be all in emmmmmmmmm lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!hoe sit down"
"i wanna fuckÿ dat ass til shit come out "
"let meÿ cum in ur ashole "
"gotdamn baby dem cakesÿ sho is clappin "
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Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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