Submitted by J.
And here they are:
Critics Corner"its so fat and juicy andÿ i wish i could doggystyle it all day and night. Love your fat black ass sexy. "
"yo my dick is hella hard niggas andÿ i would murder her shit "
"got my 11in dick throbbin.. damnÿ dats juicy "
"i betÿ when she take dem shorts off shit stains go be all in emmmmmmmmm lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!hoe sit down"
"i wanna fuckÿ dat ass til shit come out "
"let meÿ cum in ur ashole "
"gotdamn baby dem cakesÿ sho is clappin "
That about wraps it up for this edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to all my home boys and/or girls for doing what they do best and making me cry! If you would like to be a cool dude or dudette and submit some stoopid fresh videos, you can send that shit here HELL YEAH DOGGIE
See you jerks in a fortnight!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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