Submitted by me, bitch
People uploading videos of their dogs shitting will never, ever get old, but I feel this one (wherein a dog shits and then lays in it because it's too stupid to not to) is a particularly apt metaphor for Youtube, and indeed, the internet as a whAWWWWWWWW JOBIE WHAT YOU DOIN DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG DATS NAAAAAAAAASTY
"This HAS to be fake.ÿ Rednecks (black or white) do tend to be annoying dumb shits like this hick but he seems TOO retarded to be a human(if that's even possible). Either this is a fake or this man's uncle and father is the same person....I am leaning toward the incest theory."
-YoshiShell's doctoral thesis
"every time someone films their dog taking a dump, god lets a rapeÿ happen."
"Aw come on heÿ got his damn feet wet now shit dog."
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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